HOLY SHIT WE DID A THING!!!

Feast your eyes upon this temporarily nameless beast! It may not be a 12 story art car but goddammit it’s ours!

Never again shall we struggle back to camp with ice burning into our armpits! Nor shall our shoulders be crushed under the sweaty weight of tandem rigs on the way to the airport!

We need a little help to discover its soul though.
Is it a she? A he? Gender non conforming? Inanimate wheely thingy?
What is her/his/their name?
What should she/he/they look like?